Perpetual Loathing

21. London/Atlanta/Boston. Yet another blog inspired by #whatshouldwecallme, but one more applicable to my life (naturally). I do not own any of the images or gifs that I share on this blog.

Trying to figure out group halloween costumes with my friends: 

When I’m the first one drunk at a pregame:

I’m just in the corner like:

Me getting away with anything:

Expectation:

Reality:

Extended reality:

When someone says “moist” or “chunky”:

When a stranger starts talking to me:

On the outside:

On the inside:

Any social interaction after 8:00pm

Before my buzz kicks in:

After my buzz kicks in:

When the rainbow wheel appears:

Immediately after:

20 seconds after:

2 seconds later:

When I’m in the middle of a sentence and the same person interrupts me AGAIN:

I’m just like:

When bitches try to act like they’ve had a hard life when they clearly have NOT:

They’re all like:

I’m just like:

When someone asks me to pose for a photo:

Normal human beings:

Me: